assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number
I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad
When someone is copying ur hw and complains about ur handwriting like bitch ur fuckin pushin it
My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours.
8hy:
me? overreacting? probably
Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?
Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions
A+ Father
